Holy Hatastrophe Batman!

Grindr approved this pic, will tumblr?

gaycatdad:

Masculine urge to throat cock is hitting hard today

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antikate:

antikate:

antikate:

antikate:

Very upsetting that on this fresh morning in this broken world I am subjected to emails

I don’t know what you’re doing with your one wild and precious life but I’m making tables in word documents

The soft animal of my body does not love spreadsheets

All my life I was a bride married to amazement but unfortunately I also had to attend zoom meetings

(via copyright98)

aaronburrssexdungeon:

well its July

(via copyright98)

malscare:

who’s packing me lunch

(via eggtuna)

eggplantmaniac420:

looking for an honest man

but all i can find is this damn manila folder

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mostly-funnytwittertweets:

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republicansaredomesticterrorists:

(via ill-burn-that-bridge-eventually)

apocalypanties:

But like imagine if every woman in the world was given permission to go “full miss piggy” without restraint or consequence. There would be so many limp muppet man bodies flying around

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